Brian McFadden has been Tweeting some pretty unpleasant things about his ex-wife Kerry Katona on Twitter: “Take the bowl of mayonnaise drenched chips out of your face and look in the mirror!” (BEAT) has been rejected by his record label as the title for his next song.

Although anyone who thinks phoning your kids twice a week is good parenting should forget about fatherhood and just adopt the speaking clock.

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1. Kerry Katona’s Drunken Rant
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